CRETIN HOP                                                                                      
                                                                                                
                                                                                                
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There's no stoppin' the cretins from hoppin'                                                    
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You gotta keep it beatin' for all the hoppin' cretins.                                         O
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Cretin! Cretin!                                                                                P
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I'm gonna go for a whirl with my cretin girl                                                   E
My feet won't stop doin' the Cretin Hop.                                                       T
Cretin! Cretin!                                                                                E
                                                                                                
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   1-2-3-4 Cretins wanna hop some more                                                         O
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   4-5-6-7 All good cretins go to heaven.                                                      E
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There's no stoppin'...                                                                          
I'm gonna go...                                                                                G
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